Breakup Texts That'll Crack You Up And Have You In Tears Laughing

Posted by Editorial Staff in Funny On 2nd August 2016
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Not all breakups are painful… Here are some really funny breakup texts which are just hilarious. While some of them are done by mistake, others take the wittiness to another level. As always, the list goes from good to the best!

#1 That girls has some balls…

It's gotta suck to send out a picture like this to the wrong person. I bet she will make sure she is texting the right person from now on.

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#2 That's cruel!

This is probably one of the meanest ways to break up with someone. It's so rude and impersonal.

#3 An English lover!

If you want a lasting relationship you better know how to speak proper English.

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#4 Cheater detected!

Once again, pay attention to who you are texting. Of course, this chick is just a terrible human being but still.

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#5 Never disclose the wishes!

Some wishes can be truly heartbreaking. I bet they didn't expect this answer.

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#6 Autocorrect's a bitch!

Autocorrect is a great invention in theory. In practice, however, it has caused more problems that it has corrected.

#7 Who needs an enemy when you have friends like these…

Be careful what you tell your friends. They might "accidentally" tell people things they aren't meant to know.

#8 Witty!

The sting has to be strong from this one. There is no way a comeback like that doesn't hurt your pride at least a little.

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#9 Two timing needs good memory!

Some people never get over their ex's. You should find out how serious the previous relationship was before jumping into it.

#10 Witty and smooth!

I wonder if he is pretending to be someone else or if he actually let someone else use his phone. Either way, he's a cheater.

#11 When you would just not accept it!

Some people just can't accept the truth of the matter. They are just delusional.

#12 Narrow escape!

Someone in this situation is not telling the truth. Something tells me it's not Clark.

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#13 No pain … no gain!

If your intention was to hurt your mate by breaking up with them you most assuredly failed miserably because no fucks are given.

#14 Epic!

Now the wife knows about the side chick so the divorce is going to happen either way. That's a good way to end up with no chicks.

#15 Never play that game… never!

Sometimes, people just have an entirely different idea of which direction the relationship needs to go.

#16 Witty!

The wit on this one is off the charts. I bet she didn't expect that reply.

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#17 No coming back from it!

It sucks when you put your foot in your mouth. At that point, it's really hard to turn it around and go back to how things were.

#18 Somethings happen for the best!

Well, the cats out of the bag now. Shouldn't have been a dirty slut and definitely shouldn't have misunderstood the initial text.

#19 That’s one way to getting your point across!

This one obviously just couldn't get the hint. They had to just be told flat out. It's pretty funny either way.

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