The People Of Walmart Never Cease To Amaze Us
Missy aka Tizzy
On 28th March 2018
Walmart is a plethora of strange people and happenings. No matter what time of day you decided to visit the store, you are guaranteed to see some sight that makes you regret leaving the comfort and safety of your own home. Whether it be sloppy people walking around in next to nothing or people in costumes, you can never expect a trip to this store to be boring. Here are some of the sights you might come across.
Who wears short shorts?
Or, short skirts we should say. Grandpa, here, looks a bit confused. Good thing is that he appears to at least have the legs to pull off such a short skirt.
It is not always the people that are frightening at Walmart. Sometimes, the things they sell can also be quite alarming. Who even came up with this? It has to be a joke, right?
It is not always easy to bring your kids with you when you go grocery shopping, but that is what the front seat on the buggy is for. It is hard to believe that this kid's parents just put her in the main section then proceeded to bury her...poor kid.
It looks like this chick already knew that her buttcrack would be showing. She even wore a shirt that has an opening, so her ass can breathe comfortably while she is out shopping.
She really has some nerve wearing a shirt saying, Lick the split. How gross can you get? No one wants to see the split let alone lick it. But, I guess to each there own. Someone out there might be more than happy to oblige.
It looks like this guy is having a shitty day. How does one go around not knowing that they boo-booed on themselves? The smell alone should be enough to alert him to his crappy situation.
Pass the eye bleach
Some people just have no shame. We are not saying that you should stay at home and hide if you have some sort of illness. But, you could at least put a decorative cover on that thing. No one wants to see your urine output.
Ride 'em, cowgirl!
She...ermmm... he looks like he is ready for a rodeo. I wonder if this is a Halloween picture or if he just truly aspires to look like Daisy Duke. Either way, his shorts are not short enough.
These suspenders had one job. One job! And, they are seriously failing. How can this guy not feel all the air and at least pull his shirt down?
What the fuq?
I am at a loss for words with this photo. I thought he was wearing one of those sumo wrestler suits at first before I realized it is wearing a fringed bathing suit. Why would anyone go out like this? It makes us wonder if he has some strange fetish.
Scratch n Sniff
I am all for a little PDA, but this is just gross. No one wants to see you walking around wrist deep in your girl's buttcrack. A hundred bucks says he sniffed his fingers when he pulled his hand out.
This photo reminds me of when a little girl finds some scissors and decided that she is a beautician and starts cutting her doll's hair. This lady could not be serious about this haircut. But, looking at her makeup might mean she really does mean to look like this.
Whatever happened to "no shirt, no shoes, no service?" How did the door greeter actually allow this guy to walk in the store in his discolored tighty whities? This is more shameful than anything.
You'll poke your eye out, kid.
Those toenails look deadly. I would steer clear of this lady. You might piss her off, and she will take your eye out before you know what happened with them toes.
I am just going to leave this one right here. We hope you enjoyed this article.