These Are Some Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Out There
Missy aka Tizzy
On 26th April 2018
No matter what social network you are on, you are bound to find funny statuses and jokes. However, it takes a special kind of person to be funny when they are limited to such a small number of characters to use. These tweets are some of the funniest statuses on the web. We guarantee these will make your day.
Many of us wondered if God made everything all by himself or if he had some help. It seems like it is totally plausible that God had a mischevious angel by his side while making a lot of things. We would have liked to see the part of the conversation where God made the penis look like an anteater.
Badumtss... Yes, we know. This is about as corny as it gets. But, you have to admit that you probably snickered a little bit.
This is something that rings true for many of us. We just cannot shut off our minds when it is time to sleep. If we are not worrying about everything, then we have some dumb song stuck in our head that just won't go away.
The Balls Study
Why didn't they do studies like this back when we were in school. I could totally see doing a report for science class on this subject. It would make for a good laugh. That is for sure.
The truth is...
This poor sap would rather lie to his wife than take her shit for not listening to her. You have to admit the mental picture of the raccoon attack and the ensuing conversation with the wife is pure gold.
Am I the only one who pulls out a ruler at Subway to be sure the sub is, in fact, six inches? Their footlongs are a lie too, in case you were wondering. I guess I better start doing that with guys too. That would go over well. What do you think?
Did you sing it? We totally did. It is a huge improvement on the original song, in our opinion. What do you think?
We all know that a little revenge is kind of sweet when it is against your ex. However, this guy is just being super petty. That does not mean that it is not incredibly funny, but it is still petty.
Camping can be really boring for a lot of people. Not many of us want to be one with nature. But, if you throw in some drinks and a hunt for Yogi and Boo-Boo, you might find a lot more people down for going camping with you.
Travelling can be rough and tiring. All you can hope is that when you check into your hotel that you get great customer service. However, this might be crossing a line.
The Sex Scene
If you have ever been a kid, you understand this tweet a hundred percent. You try to get away with watching a racy movie, and not one single adult even notices until that brief little sex scene is on the screen. Suddenly, you find yourself grounded with no TV privileges for a month.
DMX is a legend. He is known for that rough voice, hard lyrics, and barking. Yes, we said barking. If you have never heard of DMX, just ask Siri, Alexa, or your Google assistant to play you a song by the barking rapper.